Zodiac signs by slice: Astrologer, what pie are you?

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ARIES

Aries are impetuous gamblers and apologists. Like the coconut cream pie, a debt was owing and oddly repaid.

TAURUS

Tauruses enjoy an ungodly pleasure that is easy to make. Pecan pie or chocolate pecan pie.

GEMINI

Gemini is the zodiac's sour patch kid, swinging wildly and constantly from sweet to stubborn. Rhubarb pie, like life, is a balance of vegetal and candied, earthly and lofty, sweet and bitter.

CANCER

Cancer rules the fourth house of home and roots, and nothing brings back childhood memories like apple pie.

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LEO

Meringue is the Leo's crown and pie topping's meringue. Leo season rages in the Northern Hemisphere's summer heat, and lemon meringue pie tastes like late July and soothes sunburns.

VIRGO

Brits invented cherry pie for the IRL virgin and peak Virgo. Elizabeth. This pie may have been a pun

LIBRA

Allyson Reedy calls peanut butter pie "a state of consciousness" in "50 Things To Bake Before You Die."

SCORPIO

Scorpio loves revenge and will suffer for it. In "Stand By Me," a bullied youngster causes a blueberry pie barf-o-rama to avenge body shaming.

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SAGITTARIUS

Jupiter rules optimistic Sagittarius. Shepherd's pie is made using last week's boiled potatoes and leftovers, sunny-side-up eggs, and lemonade.

CAPRICORN

Capricorn is the zodiac's greatest entrepreneur. It discourages a two-martini lunch. Tin miners' health and productivity inspired the meat pie, notably the Cornish pasty.

AQUARIUS 

Key Lime pie comes from scarcity and inventiveness, like Aquarius. The Florida Keys had little fresh milk and refrigeration in the early 20th century.

PISCES

Pisces, the last sign of the zodiac, is idealistic and nihilistic. Pisces receives Boston cream pie.

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